The art of food–drink pairing has always fascinated gourmets and cooking enthusiasts. While wine has long held pride of place on the table, natural mineral water plays a central role in this new concept. Through the Pyramid of Natural Mineral Waters, we aim to explore the relationships between the structure of water and food, flavors and aromas, revealing a world of previously unexplored nuances and tastes. This new approach is based on the analysis of the fixed residue of water, i.e., the amount of mineral salts dissolved in it. The fixed residue gives the water unique organoleptic characteristics, influencing the perception of flavors and sensations in the mouth. By analyzing the technical data sheet of mineral waters designed by us, it is possible to identify their main characteristics and combine them in a consistent way with various dishes, as proposed in the pyramid scheme. There are many possible combinations between natural mineral waters and foods, depending on numerous factors, including the type of water and the salts dissolved in it, the type of food, the cooking method, and the types of sauces and condiments present in the dish. To guide consumers in this fascinating universe, the figure of the water sommelier, or so-called hydro-sommelier, was born. As expert connoisseurs of natural mineral waters, they are able to recommend the ideal water for every occasion, maximizing the taste characteristics of the food served at the table. This study is completed with the construction of the Pyramid of Natural Mineral Waters, which relates the composition of water, specifically the salient characteristics related to dissolved minerals, with the respective food combinations recommended by us, in relation to the structure of both water and food.