The transition to high-energy-density lithium metal batteries (LMBs) is essential for advancing electric vehicle (EV) technologies beyond the limitations of conventional lithium-ion batteries. A key challenge in scaling LMB production is the precise, contamination-free separation of lithium metal (LiM) anodes, hindered by lithium’s strong adhesion to mechanical cutting tools. This study investigates high-speed, contactless laser cutting as a scalable alternative for shaping double-coated LiM anodes. The effects of pulse duration, pulse energy, repetition frequency, and scanning speed were systematically evaluated using a nanosecond pulsed laser system on 30 µm LiM foils laminated on both sides of an 8 µm copper current collector. A maximum single-pass cutting speed of 3.0 m/s was achieved at a line energy of 0.06667 J/mm, with successful kerf formation requiring both a minimum pulse energy (>0.4 mJ) and peak power (>2.4 kW). Cut edge analysis showed that shorter pulse durations (72 ns) significantly reduced kerf width, the heat-affected zone (HAZ), and bulge height, indicating a shift to vapor-dominated ablation, though with increased spatter due to recoil pressure. Optimal edge quality was achieved with moderate pulse durations (261–508 ns), balancing energy delivery and thermal control. These findings define critical laser parameter thresholds and process windows for the high-speed, high-fidelity cutting of double-coated LiM battery anodes, supporting the industrial adoption of nanosecond laser systems in scalable LMB electrode manufacturing.